I've got another confession my friend.

jonessodafolk @ 2009-03-06T22:46:00

2009-03-07T05:29:54Z

You ever feel like fate's waving it's hands right in front of your face but you still can't figure out what it all means?

I can't explain this feeling in words but it's one that eventually comes around again and again over time. It's like I know this isn't what I'm supposed to be doing with my life.

I'm having a greater calling moment. I just wish I knew what that calling was.

jonessodafolk @ 2009-01-22T17:57:00

2009-01-22T23:58:19Z

Stolen from: notresponding

The first Seven (7) people to respond to this post will get something made by me.

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:

- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make.
- What I create will be just for you.
- It'll be done this year (2009).
- You have no clue what it's going to be. It may be a mix CD. It may be a poem. I may draw or paint something. I might bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows? Not you, that's for sure!
- I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.

The catch? Oh, the catch is that you have to put this in your journal as well, if you expect me to do something for you!

jonessodafolk @ 2009-01-12T01:13:00

2009-01-12T07:17:05Z

Dear People of the World,

I still love LiveJournal, we'll be best friends til the end and all, but in these modern times sometimes you just have to say it in 140 characters or less.

http://twitter.com/jcollis87

That is all.

Signed,

The ONE and ONLY Management

totally stolen from xkcd

2008-12-17T07:10:23Z

After a hectic few months, I finally have some projects that are in the early stages. But since nothing is worth posting about yet, here instead is a list of phrases that (at the time of this posting) turn up no hits on Google:

“ate a violin”
“driver-side bidet”
“unlike normal furries,”
“Sarah, plain and tall and a cyborg”
“people are too civil on the internet”
“his penis shattered my world”
“more like LAME-arkian theory”
“my little horse must think it gay”
“it turned out her bottom half was a robot”
“Aww, a baby hooker!”

Here are some phrases that I had hoped were original when I typed them in but was disappointed:

“full-body glissando”
“passenger-side bidet”
“underwater Linux”
“Nu-Polka”
“erotic colonoscopy”
“Spocktoberfest”
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a frack.”
“my bologna has a first name, it’s A-D-O-L-F”

Oh, iTunes.

2007-10-19T10:21:29Z

Who's listening to Christmas music at 5:23 in the morning?

Fuckin' right!

jonessodafolk @ 2007-08-24T02:20:00

2007-08-24T07:17:56Z

Ramon Zamora
August 30th, 1923 - August 24th, 2007

Project 365 - Day 003; August 19th, 2007

2007-08-20T01:25:23Z

I spent the entire day doing nothing. I played some games, did some laundry, visited with the family who visted, but for the most part nothing. I spent a lot of time avoiding too much thought. So when it came time to produce a picture I was a little bit at a loss. This came from me and my aunt goofing around. I had taken some pictures of the rainy day but she didn't like any of them and told me to take one of her instead. She's in town all the way from the middle of no where Kansas and it's great to have her here. We've always been really close and it's just great to have her around now.

A New Beginning - Project 365

2007-08-18T19:00:04Z

Project 365
August 17th, 2007 - August 17th, 2008

Consider This A Sign

2007-07-23T23:09:55Z

I feel like I am in a weird place in my life.

Grr.....

2007-06-30T01:47:07Z

I'm being a horrible bitch today and I know it. I'm pissed, I'm fucking pissed and I have every right in the world to be. There is only so many times one person can blow something off. You can only go on pretending things aren't there for so long. Eventually the shit will hit the fan. We all have our straw that breaks the camel's back. So yes, I am acting incredibly bitchy to the one person I wish would be nicer to me. Funny how life works that way right? The worst part? I know this is karma getting me back for the bad things I did to someone else in much the same way. Ultimately, I do deserve this. I'm getting mine. Doesn't make me any less angry but at least I can have some perspective. Maybe tomorrow I will forget, Maybe tonight it will be over and it won't even matter tomorrow, maybe... well who fucking cares about maybe.

Day One of two weeks off? I give it a 5 on a scale of 10.

jonessodafolk @ 2007-06-11T20:58:00

2007-06-12T01:59:46Z

AH! Having internet that works like it is supposed to is a wonderful thing. A wonderful thing I'm going to miss in less than thirty minutes.

I might have to give in. It's too frustrating even if it is free.

Damn.

Fllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

2007-05-19T15:56:09Z

"beanies for 5 dollars!!"
"how much?"
"5 dollars!"
"for what?"
"beanies!"
...

Now that was a good trip to Duluth. I was going to write all about it yesterday and should have cause it would have been much better but I fell asleep. There were just funny little things that happened that I want to remember and if reading all my old journal entries taught me anything it's that I forget alot. So, Duluth in summary:

- The entire 2 hour drive up there was a war. A war between me and every other single car on the road. Specifically two trucks with boats and a truck with the liscense plate Rat 13. I won everytime! Take that egotistical men with trucks. The boat guys weren't too bad. They just shot evil looks and made me laugh. Rat 13 though was a dick. That's right a dick. He was flashing his lights at me like I was going 50 and we were going at least 80-85 in a 70 speed limit zone. So he's flashing his lights at me and then manages to finally get ahead once. Well once he's ahead he's a bastard. Everytime I'd try to change lanes he would change lanes. Like on repeat. We were weaving in unison. So I got behind him and flashed my lights at him just to be a bitch. He deserved it. Then finally I tricked him and got ahead. War won again! Seriously though, this made the entire 2 hour drive up there hilarious and not that bad at all. It was fun to play war with all those psychos.

- Betty and her pie. Fuckin' Betty. So we get to Duluth, starving. We decide since the we've wanted pie since the week before and still hadn't got it we should go to the infamous Betty's Pies. So since my sidekick doesn't get data service in Duluth (but does in Moose Lake for some odd reason) we go to the library and get directions. This leads us to my new favorite place, The North Shore. THE SCENIC ROUTE UP THE NORTH SHORE. Quick to end, we never made it to Betty's Pies. But then again as I said later, if we would have found Betty and her pie the trip would have had purpose and this was a trip without purpose. There was no good reason what so ever to take a day trip to Duluth but we did anyways. Also, there were signs everywhere for wildrice. What is up with that? Made me want wild rice soup.

- I hadn't been to Duluth in YEARS until yesterday. Some how though I knew how to get to the mall. Funny how I remembered that. Well still hungry, like 2 hours after getting to Duluth we make it to food. Then manage to wander around aimlessly at the mall, Superior Street, etc. Then home. The trip home was funny too. Visit Moose Lake sometime. You will never feel so out of place so close to your own hometown. Weird.

Read my VisualDNA™ Get your own VisualDNA™

So true...

2007-05-18T03:40:07Z

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"I dunno, press the button and find out."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

One, Two, Three Strikes... You Win!

2007-05-13T19:38:17Z

Sunday is my bum day. I never really do anything of interest on Sunday. It's devoted to spending all my time trying to remember that I am doing Laundry. I'm so horrible at doing laundry! I just don't have the attention span for it or something, seriously. I always start a load, forget for about two hours, start another load, forget, it takes me literally all day to get it done. Mostly because I leave it sit while I'm distracted by something online. The internet is the debil. Not the devil, the debil. There's a difference, I swear.

Today though was Mother's Day which meant I had to get up at the ungodly weekend hour of seven in the morning. We had to be at some restaurant at ten and we were leaving at nine. Yeah, anyways, I, the young irresponsible one, got up on time and got ready all perfect and what not. My mom however woke up at eight thirty, rushed, and proceeded to take her pissed off attitude out on me. That was bullshit. My family is horrible before, on, and after every single holiday event. They are just not good at it one bit. They always get pissed off and crabby and feel the need to make everyone else feel that way so they feel better and can yell at you for your bad mood. It's a vicious cycle. Thank god I don't technically live at home anymore. IT'S STILL THEIR FAULT FOR FOLLOWING ME WHEN I MOVED OUT AND I'M NOT CHANGING MY STORY FOR NOTHING.

What else? I finally got my final MPW show DVD from Mr. Arik Cannon. It came with a picture of Rain's boobs and another flyer for F1RST Wrestling. I'd go but it's on a Sunday and yeah, work. Work eats my soul Monday thru Thursday. I am not a person on those days. Soon to be Monday through Friday again. Next month it looks like we'll be going back to five, ten hour days. Then in September five ten hour days plus one eight hour saturday. So fifty eight hours a week. I'll be supremely rich with no where to spend it. Should make for a nice giving Christmas season though.

The big surprise? I kind of do want to go back to fifty hour weeks. They aren't that bad and the money is hella good. Plus, if I worked a month of that before my vacation I would have a good amount saved for it and the month I work of that after I get back would put me back at start even if I spent more than I had saved for my vacation. This of course means it's soooooo happening. I'm leaving June 30th for somewhere and not coming back for at least two solid weeks. Last night I checked out some ideas online and the current winner is a 12 day cruise through the Mediterranean. Bad ass. I figure I'll give myself another couple weeks to decide though. I'll officially book by the end of May or Early June. Then it's away I go!

Last note: I wish I could convert to Judaism already. My grandma nixed it until she goes but I might have to convince her otherwise. I have some damn good reasons outside of the religion side too. Stupid being born into a Catholic family. I am not Catholic. I am so not Catholic at all. I'd be a better Pagan then I would be a better Catholic. Yes. Point proven.

OH! Really Final Note: The Office was just as good as I predicted. Thank you and Goodnight.

The Office

2007-05-11T08:16:56Z

So who fell asleep and missed The Office today? YEAH ME. Which if you know me at all and my love for The Office this is a big deal. Pam finally confessed! PAM TOLD JIM AND I MISSED IT. Godfuckdammit. iTunes better get it's ass in gear and upload that asap not in two days. Fuck two days. I need to see that episode. It looks so badass. Especially the JAM part. I support JAM forever. Hell to the yes.

Why am I awake at the ungodly hour of 3:03 in the morning? Previous said nap. So now I'm all wide awake and bored because nobody is ever around at this fine hour. Fucking' a. Well I'm not even usually around at this hour, only on weekends. If I had my way it'd be more often. My natural inner clock is a night owl. I'd sleep during the day like a vampire if I could but I can't so I don't. Fate's a bitch. You know what's worse? When you realize that the shitty thing going on right now in life is due to the shitty thing you did awhile back. Karma, people. It's the true bitch of the universe. Don't even get me started. You always get back what you send out and now I'm just getting mine. It's all good. I'm coping. Better now that I figured it out too.

Random thought: I keep saying rock on and it reminds me of Maxx. She said that whole "Rock off. We have to save the valuable rock power." or whatever it was and now whenever I say rock on I think of that. It's weird. I kind of miss her, I do admit. While we have both changed to the point I'm not sure we'll ever be friends like we once were, every now and then I feel it's kind of sad we don't talk at all anymore. Things were never the same after that one big blowout and things now are really really far gone. It's something in the past and I'm okay with that. It's more of a nostalgic feeling I have now. I always feel nostalgic.

Speaking of, why the hell can't I ever get over that Nine Inch Nails song? I swear to god it's going to haunt me for the rest of eternity. Maybe I do need therapy. Is it just me or is it extremely hard to forget some people? There's this one person, we haven't even spoken in years. But every now and then I think of him. It's a history I haven't been able to shake. Admittley I've come a long long way over the years on getting over this. It's just not over yet and it's been so long. Why the hell does it take so long? I feel like I should be over it, moved on, never think of it again. But I know that's not logical. That time in my life changed things and it's always going to be an important memory. It's not going to go away and really I am at a good place with it.

Tomorrow I'm going out because for once Ford Motor Company loves me and I have my Friday's back. Friday is totally a day for the living. Maybe some Uptown again. I like the stores. Maybe more updating? What the hell. I've apparently been on a roll. It's a summer miracle. I updated LJ! Rejoice.

jonessodafolk @ 2007-05-07T21:24:00

2007-05-08T02:26:05Z

I'm doing Tae-bo for Jesus.

It's 3:21 in the morning I don't need an excuse.

2007-05-06T08:36:44Z

Yeah yeah, stolen, quiz, blog thing.

Go to imdb.com & look up ten of your favorite movies. Post three imdb plot keywords for each movie, have your friends guess the movie titles!

1. Ice, Masturbation, Elephant (2004)
2. Kneecapping, Pedophelia, Foot Fetish (2003)
3. ~~Severed Arm, Male Nudity, Rite of Passage (2006)~~ [300]
4. Stock Market Crash, Broken Engagment, Hunting (1958)
5. ~~Blood Splatter, Catholic Church, Dysfunctional Family (1972)~~ [THE GODFATHER]
6. ~~Fried Chicken, Porn Magazine, Flight School (2006)~~ [LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE]
7. Widower, Dentist, Escape Attempt (2003)
8. Emotional Depression, Manuscript, Young Love (1994)
9. Reverse Footage, Fat Suit, Writer's Block (2001)
10. Homosexual, Secret Door, Yelling (1985)

I like sprouts.

2007-05-05T22:26:46Z

I'm sitting in a coffee shop listening to Muse's Showbiz. This is love. Love on so many levels. For one, Showbiz can pretty much only be found in the UK that is of course unless you find kickass music places like Electric Fetus. So glad I made a detour there today, one of many many detours before I made it to Plan B. I got some kickass thing along with my CD there. Namely a shirt that says I hate your band. I also got some more buttons for my seatbelt purse because they just look cool on there. That purse is turning into one hell of a masterpiece. I got this little keychain string guy for it too that's a pirate. It's something you'd have to see. Maybe I'll get a picture of it once I get a camera. He's cute though, made from only one sting, and weilding a little paperclip sword. He will definitely help me find the booty.

I was sitting at home today, it was raining, I had been up for an hour or two and I figured, "Hey, I better get out today." I like to see the world. If I stay in everyday I seriously start to go stir crazy. So I get the idea in my head to go to a groovy little coffee shop, grab a drink, and sit down for a bit. Plan B is the destination of choice which is in Uptown. Well I took probably the longest, most round about way to get there. I ended up downtown first which wasn't too bad but then some how made it to Roseville before giving up and taking the freeway where I missed the 94 exit and had to go back. Then I got completely distracted and had to find my way to Electric Fetus. Now I'm finally here, like three hours later. Go me.

I've been dreaming about vacation. In July I'm going to get laid off for two whole weeks and a big part of me wants to travel those entire two weeks. I'm thinking a detour to possibly Chicago, Florida, somewhere then end up in the UK for the last leg before returning home. The UK definitely needs to happen. It captured my heart years ago and has held on tight ever since. One day I hope I get to move there and live the life I think I should be living.

For now though I'm stuck doing the same thing everyday and it's not overly horrible. Sometimes I get really creative because my mind has all this time to just wander. I have a problem following through with things though. I get a great idea and just let it lie. One of these days I'll solve that whole procastination issue. I'm a last minute kind of person who needs more motivation. Find motivation, I'm putting that on the check list.

I guess I'd just update this thing because I never ever do. I'm done with it already though. Love to read LJ just not write in it so much. This is a really good cd. MUSE is love.

Jealousy is a wonderful motivator.

2007-04-28T16:31:06Z

Something changed when I woke up this morning and I'm going to run with it. I feel like a revolution is beginning. I can feel the shift in the wind, the brisk rush of fuel for the fire. I want to get out and never come back. I want to run for miles and miles. I want to change just to shove it in all their faces. It's a new day, a new era. My personal revolution starts today.

"No one's going to take me alive. The time has come to make things right. You and I must fight for our rights. You and I must fight to survive."

Considering who I am though and what I've done in the past I feel like I need to run before the fuel runs out. You never know when the proverbial bottom will fall out from under you. So run I will, right now.

ALERT, ALERT, ALERT

2007-03-02T00:21:15Z

Ladies and Gentlemen of the MVM;

As of 6:20 PM CST, Friday activities have been cancelled. Stay tuned to Channel 4, WCCO, for further updates.

Signed,

The Management.

It was the best service I ever had! So good, -name withheld- had to write his phone number down!

2007-02-10T08:51:44Z

You know, every now and then I question why I have a paid account on LJ. When's the last time I updated? Oh that's right! At the beginning of last month! I truely have perfected the art of random and sparodic entries with little to no meaning what so ever. It's a talent, believe me. No class teaches that. However I am also one of those rare people who have held onto my same LJ for years now. In just four short months it will be four entire years. It's kind of hard to believe if I do say so myself. I have to say though I'm still proud of the fact that I remember when LJ was by invitation only. It was a totally different thing way back then but I think I'll save that little ditty for another day.

Today was one of my favorite days this year. Blowing up a bazillion balloons for Maxx's birthday was probably the highlight. It was just so ridiculously hillarious and the lack of oxygen plus the pump just topped everything off. Speaking off Maxx I totally thought the present I got her was awesome, I'm not gonna lie. I went to a store that should be called "Shirts in a Flash!" and made her a hot pink MVM 4 LIFE shirt that has her name on the back. It was pretty awesome.

annnnnnddd..... I just wanted to say that the coming month may consist of alot of complaining and whining. We're apparently starting overtime at work and it's not going to be pretty. Five days a week, 10 hours a day, and a whole lot of money that may or may not be worth it. We'll just have to see about that one. That's all I've got for now though. I'm not a whiz with words like Ashley and Cody but eh, we can't all be good LJ updaters.

Edit: Oh God it's 6:10 AM! Must sleep. But I wanted to say I joined KoL (Kingdom of Loathing)... and I don't really know why. Anyone else play?

It was the worst service I have ever had. He didn't even fill our drinks!

2007-01-03T02:55:50Z

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Public;

We are posting everyones horoscope as originally printed in the Star Tribune for today (01/02/07) because they were particually fancy. Check it out and let me know what you think. Was yours right on?

Horoscope By: HOLIDAY MATHIS

Your birthday today: There's love-o-plenty this year, especially in the next five weeks. Relationships thrive with both freedom and attachment - you strike an easy, natural balance. March features unexpected travel. Turn a hobby into industry in April and May. A goal met in August is both personally and finacialy rewarding. Taurus and Pisces people adore you. Lucky numbers are: 40, 28, 50, 13, and 23.

ARIES (March 21-April 19). Potential loves seem to act differently with you than they do with others. Think of a new relationship as a fragrance that'll develop its own character in contact with your skin and personality.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20). People make mistakes. You feel it's not your place to judge. Because of your lack of judgement, you emanate warmth to those who need it. This afternoon, normal channels of doing business get complex and interesting.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21). It's not only about getting what you want, but wanting what you have. Re-evaluate. It's also lucky to pay tribute in some way to the people who helped you. A Scorpio person is among them.

CANCER (June 22-July 22). You don't let just anyone into your private sphere. A friend needs to be honorable and have an incorruptubile character, just like you. You'll be checking to see whether a person you've met fits your criteria.

LEO (July 23-August 22). Acting appropriately is so last year. Your new incarnation as someone who can make a little trouble now and then is definitely more fun. You test out your own shock value tonight.

VIRGO (August 23-Sept. 22). While your earnings are how you make a living, your contributions are how you make a life. Pay more attention to the latter now. Before the day is done you'll have had at least 10 chances to give.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). According to Clark's Law: The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it's stranger than we CAN imagine. This is no time to dwell on mysteries. Throw off the weight of the world and relax.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Your work seduces you because it's either bigger or just different than anything you've tried in the past. Don't be afraid. By doing what you cannot do, you learn how.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You're feeling itinerant, but you have so much work to get done. Buckle down and finish what's on the list. Then dial your travel agent or do some online research - you need something to look forward to.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). The one you love is like a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in an enigma - which is what keeps you coming back for more. This one will never be figured out! Here, here!

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). The plot of your personal life thickens with the addition of a new character. You're intrigued - no, more than intrigued - you're stimulated when you're around this person.

PISCES`(Feb. 19-March 20). Nothing you do is a waste of time. You're gathering wisdom as you wait in traffic, stand in line at the store or hold on the phone line. Teach younger people how it's done.

Signed,

The Management.

Stolen from Mel!

2006-12-31T06:45:21Z

In 2007, jonessodafolk resolves to...

Volunteer to spend time with dogs.
Put fifty diamonds a month into my savings account.
Spend less time on love.
Stop reading with iconsdeboheme.
Connect with my inner maharaja.
Go singing three times a week.

I am doing absolutely nothing today and that's okay.

2006-12-20T18:38:07Z

If your life were a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that plays
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

[OPENING CREDITS]: Stranger in This Land - Joy Denalane

[WAKING UP]: Drive - Incubus

[FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL]: Tears of a Clown - Smokey Robinson

[FALLING IN LOVE]: Bye Bye Bye - Nsync

[FIGHT SONG]: Get Together - Madonna

[BREAKING UP]: Take Me Out - Franz Fedinand

[PROM]: She Works Hard for the Money - Donna Summers (haha!)

[LIFE]: Durango - Rob Zombie

[MENTAL BREAKDOWN]: Know Your Role - The Rock

[DRIVING]: Get Right - Jennifer Lopez

[FLASHBACK]: Making Up - Dane Cook

[GETTING BACK TOGETHER]: Sunday Morning - No Doubt

[WEDDING]: Mercy, Mercy, Mercy - Queen Latifah

[BIRTH OF CHILD]: Two Princes - Spin Doctors

[FINAL BATTLE]: Free Yourself - Fantasia Barrino

[DEATH SCENE]: Sleep - Plumb

[FUNERAL SONG]: Chop Suey - System of a Down

[END CREDITS]: Superstar - Usher

Itunes Memes are always a good idea! That and I love how they always show just how fucked up my music collection really is.

Random Meme Time!

2006-12-13T00:37:07Z

What Your Music Says About You
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

No cheating!
____________________________________________________

What does next year have in store for me?
The Game - Disturbed

What's my love life like?
We Built This City - Jefferson Starship

What do you think of on waking up?
Where Are You Now - Britney Spears

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Munich - Editors

What do you want as a career?
I'm Still Here - Vertical Horizon

Your favourite saying?
Do You Smell What The Rock is Cooking - WWE Original Theme Music

Favourite place?
Killing Me Softly - The Fugees

What do you think of your parents?
Dejate Llevar (It's Alright) - Ricky Martin

What's your Pornstar name?
All of Me - Evanscense

Where would you go on a first date?
Burn - Usher

Drug of choice?
Photograph - Weezer

Describe yourself:
Mad World - Gary Jules

What is the thing I like doing most?
Love's Light - Vertical Horizon

The song that best describes my school principal?
Too Much - Elvis Presley

What is my state of mind like at the moment?
Skin and Bones - Foo Fighters

How will I die?
Somewhere Out There - Our Lady Peace

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
Total so far: 5

( ) The Princess Bride
(x) Anchorman
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 9

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 16

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 22

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
( ) I, Robot
( ) Robots
Total so far: 28

( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
(x) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
( ) KING KONG
Total so far: 33

( ) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
( ) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving Christmas
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 39

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
(x) The Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 45

( ) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
(x) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 53

( ) Bad Boys 2
(x) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
( ) Predator
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
( ) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total: 58

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
(x) My Boss' Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
( ) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 63

( ) Best Bet
(x) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
( ) The Terminator
( ) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 68

( ) X-Men
( ) X2
( ) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
( ) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) Equilibrium
( ) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 74

( ) Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th street
(x) Old School
(x) The Notebook
(`) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old-virgin
Total so far: 78

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
( ) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
( ) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 81

( ) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
( ) Highlander
(x) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three Amigos
Total so far: 83

(x) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
( ) Monster
(x) Titanic
( ) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( ) Dawn Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total so far: 85

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
( ) Hulk
(x) Hook
( ) Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 87

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 89

( ) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
( ) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
( ) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
( ) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
( ) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
( ) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 89

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
( ) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
( ) Team America World Police
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal
Final Total: 94 Yay! I still have a life.