After a hectic few months, I finally have some projects that are in the early stages. But since nothing is worth posting about yet, here instead is a list of phrases that (at the time of this posting) turn up no hits on Google:

“ate a violin”
“driver-side bidet”
“unlike normal furries,”
“Sarah, plain and tall and a cyborg”
“people are too civil on the internet”
“his penis shattered my world”
“more like LAME-arkian theory”
“my little horse must think it gay”
“it turned out her bottom half was a robot”
“Aww, a baby hooker!”

Here are some phrases that I had hoped were original when I typed them in but was disappointed:

“full-body glissando”
“passenger-side bidet”
“underwater Linux”
“Nu-Polka”
“erotic colonoscopy”
“Spocktoberfest”
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a frack.”
“my bologna has a first name, it’s A-D-O-L-F”